Saturday, January 8, 2011

Horribly Great Rejection Lines

Some replies to HGPL. Now on to the Art Form that is Horribly Great Rejection Lines....

1. From a man to a woman or man to man: "How does that candy slogan go? Ah yes, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't." Amen.
Currently listening to: Ani Difranco's Not A Pretty Girl

2. FOR GINGERS ONLY. From woman to man or woman to woman (with some slight word changes that is): "Walk on son, you can't handle this, *points to her man juicer or for the ladies love hole* my Ginger Snaps." Amen.
POSTED 1/29/11. Currently listening to: Trouble is a Friend by Lenka.